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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but...

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I am starving (I hate hormones).

Dec 30th

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what grinds my gears.

filigree-bones: I hate when people say that they’re big into reading and they only read young adult fiction. Really? What literary merit does that shit have? I, or anyone who reads at a functioning level, could plow through one of those in a matter of hours. Do you people really find this shit interesting? It’s the same fucking plot. What happened to originality in books? Hey now, that is not...

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before

Instructions: You should know these by now.
What do you put on hotdogs?
Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
Do you use your parking brake?
Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
Do you know how to play chess?
How often do you clean the interior of your car?
Do you ever read the last few pages first?
Ever fallen in the shower?
On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
Do you have a Snuggie?
Are you allergic to anything?
Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
Ever driven away in anger?
What's your favourite freezie colour?
Are you a vegetarian?
Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
Do you think that things will get better?
Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
What's your favourite quote?
Did you/are you going to go to prom? 
What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
What's your favourite book genre?
Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
Do dogs like you?
Would you say that you project an air of authority?
Do people listen when you speak?
How are your elbows? Are they okay?
What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
Do you use torrents?
When was the last time you paid for music?
Are you addicted to technology?
Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
Peter Pan?
How often do you fall up the stairs?
Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
How often do you forget to close your parentheses?

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

Dec 28th

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